在浩沙办了一张卡，一个字：便宜。2年1000块，还给延长3个月，可以滑冰，室内冰场，相当高级。不过办卡一个多月了还没来过一次，第一次来居然碰到了老邻居DG, 令人费解啊，我记得他几年前已经搬到一所豪宅去了。

DG光着膀子，向我展示他的肌肉，我不由得自惭形秽，不过还是不服气地说到：结实是挺结实，就是胸肌太平了。话音未落，从他身后走过几个洋妞，窃窃私语，'that guy is xxxx xxxx', 其中的一个瞟了我一眼跟同伴说，然后几个鬼妹暧昧地鬼笑。

声音太小没听清，好像有个cute, 我心下大乐，不过还是不放心地看了一眼拉链是不是没系上，对面更是爆发一阵大笑。经过我身边的时候，那个窃窃私语的鬼妹故意蹭了我一下，我的小心肝扑通扑通的。

这时突然我同事突然从旁边屋里窜出来拉我去个牌局，财务总监似乎也在那屋里，真是奇怪的组合。我婉拒了，他很不高兴，真令人费解，我从来也没跟这群腐败分子打过交道。

Suddenly a weird lady came by, i totally forgot why did i get problems with her. all i remembered is that i was very very mad of her, she did something terrible then run away, i need to stop her.

meanwhile a hot girl sent a video chat request to me, i accepted, wow, this girl was really really hot and naked.

but i had no time to enjoy this, weird lady was running fast, i shutted down the computer and running after her. but i can't catch her, so i took my cell phone out pocket and called up the police. 'officer, i need some help! a yellow woman in dark blue uniform is escaping on a motocyle in street xxx, you must stop her before she launch the missle!'

a missle! what a weird dream. i watched Friends for 5 hours last night, this must be the reason why this weird dream is in english, and the missile thing should be come from 24.

weird lady was gonna pass by a police office, i saw a cop came out and standed on the side of the road. he put his arm toward her in the very moment she passed by, then she fell down the street and passed out, i run to the cop, exciting.

i shouted out, i know it! i know it! i know it was you i was talking to in phone! why don't you knock her out instead of let her dash into your arm? the cop said, i'm afaid somebody would die in that way.

weird lady woke up, the cop and me took her into a room. several cops were in the room, one of them took weird lady's cloth off. she stood there half naked just with bra and underwear on.

one cop put his hands into the her bra, then underwear, soon she was totally naked. i can't remeber what happened next exactly, it seems that i was in an unconscious situation. i think they raped her, somehow i wonder i was in part of this too.

she stared at me, eyes to eyes, i read a lot of meanings through her big brown eyes. what a shame. minutes later i said, it never happened, we don't know each other.

i regarded the cop who stopped weird lady as a friendly guard before all of this, then i hated him. i was even in a happily evil mood when she told me that the cop was found a she-male when they were raping her. he/she got both penis and vagina, err.. so disgusting. guess what's more disgusting? the other cops raped him/her as well.

然后我就醒了，世界又变成了中文的。很好很熟悉。